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raymondboombox:

What a glorious day, Joey. We don’t often have days like this in Scotland. But when we do, we have the best beaches in the world. What’s wrong, Joey? Too shy to get into your bathing costume? Oh don’t worry Joey, we’ve all got different bodies, and that’s the beauty of it. You’ve got a short body with long legs, and I’ve got a long body with short legs. But we’re both beautiful in our own way. Go behind the wind breaker and get changed. I promise you’ll feel better once you’re into your bathing suit like everyone else. Oh Joey, you seem to be wearing your mother’s swimming costume. And what’s this? It’s your mother wearing your sports trunks with her breasts all exposed. Oh dear, you’d better get in the ocean quick before you’re both arrested. What an hilarious mix up. Oh Joey Ramone. Oh Joey Ramone’s mother. It’s a funny old world. 

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